asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians

im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school

by dirk lance August 16, 2005

Asian persuasion

The spell cast upon an individual in love with members of the Asian race.

ahhhh, that tina, she's under the asian persuasion...

by tina! May 10, 2005

asian glow

The phenomenon in which an Asian person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption.

Carol only needs half a shot before she gets a bad case of the asian glow

by Bungalow Bill November 3, 2002

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.

"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."

by IOFT December 30, 2014

asian moment

When an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an asian moment when I saw Justin breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop420 May 22, 2011

Asian Nigger

an ethnic slur against Filipinos.

Look at all those Asian Niggers.

by Rusty shackleforda December 19, 2011