Apose

Similar to posing, be when people and/or animals pose for pictures without the photographer realizing it.

The cat is apose en' me while i take pictures of my green lampshades!

by DierkStone August 7, 2012

John D'agostino

1. A up and coming poker player
2. a man that gets fucked over by luck
3. verb to get royally fucked over on the river
4. Tom Halls favorite Poker play
5. verb to fuck over a hoe and not pay her for her nights work

o shit i had trip aces and that fucker caught a 4th king on the river

YO bitch i aint paying u get out of here

by TOM HALL April 20, 2005

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

apoptygma bezerk

1.A horrible band scrounged out from the depths of shit so-called "industrial"

2. A band people listen to to fill in the blanks when asked about what industrial they like.

3. Oh yea and they suck

1. Turn off that apoptygma bezerk shit.
2. "I listen to uh...wumpstein and apoptygma bezerk?"
3. Apoptygma Bezerk sucks.

by DestroyMyMachine September 4, 2006

apostrophic

adj.
A combination of 'apostrophe' and 'catastrophic' meaning desperately, apocalyptically in need of an apostrophe.

Grammar Geek 1: Ugh, I can't believe she wanted me to watch "Two Weeks Notice" with her. The entire time, all I could think of was the absolutely apostrophic title!
Grammar Geek 2: I am so sorry. That's terrible.

An apostrophic text message: sry cant talk now. how bout later?
The same message, fixed: Sorry, can't talk now. How 'bout later?

by Comma Connoisseur June 26, 2009

apostrophosize

to add apostrophes where needed.

OH NO! I forgot to apostrophosize "theyre"!

by BEEFCAKES:D April 14, 2010

Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family

that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin

by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020