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Aggie joke

Joke starring allegedly dumb Texas A & M types. Cf. Polish joke, Newfie jokes in Canada (see Newfie left; Portuguese jokes in Brazil.
Lookit that hound lick his balls! Ah wish Ah could do that!
Go ahead! He don't bite!
by octopod December 1, 2003
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Aggie

Damnit! An Aggie just walked in that’s why all the women are leaving.
by Tom Nakedhead October 16, 2017
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Aggie Syndrome

the uncontrollable desire to make love to various members of the animal kingdom, specifically those found in a barnyard. This is named after the Aggie students from Texas Ag & Mech (Texas a&m). Most commonly associated with the humping of sheep. Ugly women may be used during long nights of drinking, which led to the admission of women in the last half of the 20th century.
Bubba came down with a bad case of Aggie syndrome on a visit to College Station. He and his sheep will be getting married in two weeks due to the pregnancy.
by Human Humper March 10, 2008
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Angile

1. Sweet, intelligent, down to earth woman

2. When she becomes a mother she will stop at nothing to protect her children

3. Perfect wife, husband has struck gold with this one

4. Easy to keep happy, very hard to make angry unless you mess with her children and spouse. Holds grudges and never forgets being wronged.

Pronounced- On-ge-ill
Angile is an amazing woman who loves life.
by MamaBear1628 December 21, 2016
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Angie-Marie

Angie-Marie is a young actress/model. She is Spanish but has no clue how to speak any of it so don't try to speak Spanish to her. She is the Blendy-Pens spokes model and she says that Blendy Pens...don't work..wow what a good spokes model! If you type in Blendy Pens and find the little Spaniyard girl in the purple shirt...thats her like forever ago. She likes hanging out with friends and showing that she can be professional and have fun too. She likes Ninja Wolves and you may see her as a carpet, ninja wolf, spoon, fork or other kitchen item on Halloween this year.
Angie-Marie is the Blendy-Pens spokes model?
Yea!
Angie-Marie likes ninja wolves
NO ANGIE-MARIE IS A NINJA WOLF
by Robert John 93 April 4, 2009
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angielisa

angielisas are wildly hot and very good in the sack! i've fucked one in my life and she was so damn amazing🍆🍑💦 angielisa had dark brown hair and brown eyes and she did good with them ;) typically girls named angielisa are total sluts and sleep around a lot, but that's good for the guys :) i'm so blessed to fuck with my bby angielisa
damn daniel that angielisa was so good in bed ;)
by big boobs 22 July 2, 2017
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Angi

Angi is an AMAZING women who loves God and her family. She has beautiful long brown hair with bangs. She has beautiful blue eyes that sparkle like a diamond. She has two daughters and a wonderful husband. She cares for everyone she meets and is very lovable. Her smile is so bright it makes the sun run and hide knowing it will never shine even half as bright. Her eyes, they make the stars cry with jealousy knowing they aren't half as beautiful. And her hair, there aren't any words to describe how beautiful she is. If you have her in your life never let go!
by Auria N. July 1, 2018
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