by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns
by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek
by awesome77 December 28, 2005

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.
i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.
by breakingbad December 27, 2012

when any liquid is pour out of the anus. This act usually occurs after an intense sex session causing a gape.
by G Freezy February 9, 2009

Anal creek means you are having a bad time or a shit day. Anal Creek is also a place where shit goes down. Can be used in a sentence such as ("I am down in the dumps") "I am down in anal creek"
by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.
by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016
