Anal Plug

A derogatory reference to a person that's a real douche. A real cock. An overall prick who can only be equated to that of a sexual device shoved into one's rectum.

A sexual aid used to gap the rectum or to stimulate the rectal area or if deep enough, the male prostate.

My boss is a real anal plug.

Have you met the new guy in sales? A real anal plug.

Carla got her bung nice and gapped using her anal plug.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

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Anal Spelunking

Anal spelunking the act of cavelike exploration in the anus of a loved one

honey i really enjoyed our adventure in Anal spelunking last night, i was enthralled by your wonderful lady caverns

by Mind Machine February 23, 2009

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anal bumcover

During an episode of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery mispronounced the category of "An Album Cover" by saying "Anal Bumcover" Suck it Trebek

I'll take Anal Bumcover for 800

by awesome77 December 28, 2005

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anal fountain

When an overweight, 50 year old man lays naked on his stomach with diarrhea squirting out of his ass and some 20 year old whores on dog leashes drinking out of it. A decent percentage of the time you will find Hugh Hefner masturbating from a distance.

"Yo bitch-dick, you see that anal fountain. Sheryl be chuggin' down that shit!"

by Fagotory Climax November 22, 2016

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anal tapestry

the weaving, plaiting and/or general decoration of the anal beard into an intricate pattern to resemble a tapestry, generally used to decorate the anal region, in the attempt to make an otherwise unattractive area more appealing.

i usually would avoid the anal region at all costs, due to its offputting and taboo nature, though if a sexual partner had gone out of their way to procure an anal tapestry, i would instantly go down into that otherwise vile area.

by breakingbad December 27, 2012

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