slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.
by aman mar December 08, 2012
that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.
by sgtinf December 26, 2011
Having butt sex during a power outage.
by AmishLord June 09, 2017
When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.
by Stratratt December 30, 2008
When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.
by Evanieser1 October 06, 2008
Michael: "Dude i went to the amish market and met this girl."
Rupert: "Oh yeah what was she like, what did yall do?"
Michael: "Oh yea we made some amish moon butter."
Rupert: "Oh yeah what was she like, what did yall do?"
Michael: "Oh yea we made some amish moon butter."
by SaturdaySatan May 11, 2023
The God of Chaos. He is entropy at its finest most purest form. He cannot be beaten, only joined. You must blindly follow his path by acquiescing to the realm of life involving the most volatile and unyielding form of anarchy. There is no other choice. Resistance is futile.
I am Amish Fucking Patel
by Thewentzwagon November 24, 2018