Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

Alpha Afterschool

afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework

Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck

by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018

alpha(name)

alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character

look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him

by alpahsshs August 25, 2017

screen alpha

An individual who acts rude and dominant over others only online. They believe they are above everyone else but are too afraid or shy to act the same way in real life.

Ben is such a screen alpha. He would be too scared to talk back to me in real life.

by j7734 March 15, 2019

alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around

“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”

by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018

Demi-Alpha

Second hand to the Alpha. Not an alpha or beta, but Loyal to an Alpha. Has Alpha characteristics but isn’t the top Alpha.

Josh isn’t the Alpha. He’s more of an Demi-Alpha

by Zhadow June 7, 2018

Alpha Wank

When a male has a wank staring at himself in the mirror, usually accompanied with positive remarks "you're a fuckin good looking bastard"
One would engage in such activities to build confidence within themselves as an alpha and also in the bedroom.

Bro I had the best alpha wank last night, I feel real alpha today from it

by M3n1s January 11, 2022