alchosaurus

ur so drunk u make random dino noises

that puerto redneck is an alchosaurus

by puerto redneck February 21, 2013

alcohgraph

A drunken text message.

You sent THREE alcohgraphs to your clients last night telling them how much they sucked!

by Lil' Homey September 1, 2013

alcohol and poor judgement

College.

Alcohol and poor judgement. aka college

by mr. poopypants12345 November 6, 2013

alcohol-like

A person who likes alcohol, but isn't an alcoholic.

Fred likes drinking, but he's definitely not an alcoholic - more an alcohol-LIKE.

by pcbbc January 8, 2014

alcohol induced narcissism

Excessive self-admiration and/or self-centeredness after imbibing several alcoholic beverages.

"OMG I'm so funny. And beautiful. Watch me work that crowd at the bar with my wit and beauty. I'm amazing."

"Girl, you're suffering from alcohol induced narcissism. You need to chill in the corner over there before you make more of a fool of yourself."

by sfguamgirl July 29, 2014

alcohol & infamy

When one is so desperate for beer, wine, spirits, or notoriety that they will often go to drastic measures to obtain said items.

"Alcohol & infamy has become a national problem, just the other day a student was caught performing a rusty trombone on the principal so he would open his vodka stash, thus allowing him & his friends to throw a massive party with a fuckton of alcohol" -Hillary Clinton

by CaptainKobra June 23, 2015

Alcoh-colic

When you cry like a newborn baby uncontrollably nearly every time you get drunk, be it over your significant other, parents, job, car or even sister in law.

I'd love to hang out with Brooke but she can be totally alcoh-colic.

by Joshthesquash November 24, 2015