alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.

Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.

by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

alabama sundae

Putting Ben & Jerry's Pistachio ice cream into someone's gaping butthole then licking it all clean.

Grandma's giving me an Alabama Sundae later...

by Kakseo October 1, 2017

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020