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Dothan Alabama

The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.
Dothan Alabama has the most fingering videos of sluts in the state!
by suckingdick.com December 7, 2018
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Alabama Formal

Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.
"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"
by King of Battle October 31, 2011
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alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.
Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!
by CountAkintay November 4, 2018
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alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"
by dave April 21, 2005
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cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil
Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place
by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015
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Alabama tuxedo

When someone dresses in public from head to toe in camouflage clothing.
"Wow, every person at this Piggly Wiggly is wearing an Alabama tuxedo."
by The Big C 787 January 13, 2014
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Nostalgic Alabama

When you have inner feelings for Alabama so you fuck your cousin as a tribute.
Fuck, I did a Nostalgic Alabama last night.

God bless you pawl.
by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021
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