Dothan Alabama

The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.

Dothan Alabama has the most fingering videos of sluts in the state!

by suckingdick.com December 7, 2018

alabama hardhat

A black guy in Alabama wearing a cowboy hat.

Look at that coon wearing an Alabama hardhat!

by CountAkintay November 4, 2018

Alabama Formal

Dressing in an extremely casual manner, especially when the situation calls for you to dress nicely.

"I see that you've opted to wear a t-shirt to this job interview. Did our human resources director tell you to dress Alabama formal?"

by King of Battle October 31, 2011

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015