by TheRealBarackObama February 10, 2020
Get the Aidan mug.Aidan is a odd specimen, one who eats his own faecal matter, a man who is one with the diabetes and finally a fat fucking rag head.
Guy: hey is that poo on his finger...
Guy 2: I think so, he is a bit fat too.
Guy: oh must be that fat arse Aidan
Guy 2: I think so, he is a bit fat too.
Guy: oh must be that fat arse Aidan
by Realsouthshieldsboys July 18, 2020
Get the Aidan mug.by the better dictionary December 28, 2020
Get the Aidan mug.A bright spritley lad or (ladette) who will add a variant of randomosity to any conversation/interaction. Has a tendancy to be confusing (even to themselves) and has a brutal sense of humor (which is coincedently brutally humorous).
they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect
WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!
they are usually of the large and hairy variety ( in the early years they are normally found to be fluffy, but it is yet unknown how hairy they can become!)
NB: in close contact, hair-balls can be a side effect
WARNING: in the summer months can be known to sweat more water than you drink in a day: beware of contact.
If this substance gets into your eyes contact your doctor immidietly and shower with vigor!
EX1
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"
matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"
matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"
EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"
Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"
Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"
matey no.1 "you coming out today to catch some of the summer sun?"
matey no.2 "yeah, I think Aidan's coming along later aswell"
matey no.1 "Aw crap, did you bring an umbrella?"
EX2
Doctor "Have you had any irregular contact in the past couple weeks?"
Patient "No, i've just been spending some time with my mate Aidan"
Doctor "Oh, I see... that'll explain the rash"
by Ohnoyodint! February 4, 2010
Get the Aidan mug.A fucking pedophile who likes juicy dildos and gets hard for DragonBall he loves broly and pleasures himself to chowsu I don't know if I spelt that right but who gives a fuck
Aidans a prick
by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019
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aidan: ive had 69 girlfriends
everyone: stop doing shit for attention fucktard no wonder why everyone hates ur guys
aidan: ive had 69 girlfriends
everyone: stop doing shit for attention fucktard no wonder why everyone hates ur guys
by sav222 May 22, 2019
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