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Mother fucking asshat

A douchbag, loser, mother fucker.

A lieing cheating bitch on a stick.
Your such an mother fucking asshat
by TheHairybeasts March 17, 2010
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suburban parking asshat

a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
Jim: Holy shit, I see a spot!

Mike: Are you going to pull in front end first??

Jim: Yeah man, we are LATE for Steak Night™!

Mike: You, sir, are a suburban parking asshat.
by da ali g August 1, 2006
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Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.
Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.
That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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Pearl asshat

When a guy pulls out and blows his wad on the top of his partners ass.
When I was finished, I gave her a pearl asshat.
by filthy B. sanchez July 18, 2007
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Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.
That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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