hopeless romantic

An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships. As a result, many of these romantics find themselves waiting years on end to experience their ideal impression of love. Despair may settle, but it is impossible to abandon their being a creature of love. Thus, they remain hopeless romantics.

To hopeless romantics:

"My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"

Socrates

hopeless romantic by Brett T Lee July 7, 2008

Abromantic 

Abromantic is when someone's romantic attraction fluctuates. It's similar to gender fluidity as someone's gender may change through the hour, day, week, month, or year, but with romantic attractions. One day You may feel strongly asexual but the next day you may feel strongly aromantic.

Me: "I am abromantic, so today I feel very asexual"
Friend: "So you can identify as different romantic attractions whenever you feel them?"
Me: "Yes"

Abromantic by c0ffee_cup March 13, 2022

Romantic Dickflick

A movie that has a romantic love story but men only watch it for the women in it.

I can't understand why Johnny loves Coyote Ugly so much it must be a Romantic Dickflick.

Romantic Dickflick by davideo October 12, 2009

Cromantic 

Being creepy with romantic intentions.

Facebook stalking someone you fancy isn't creepy, its Cromantic.

Cromantic by Jade monkey October 23, 2012

Romanticle 

A date that is extremely romantic

Are you going on a romanticle date tonight?

Romanticle by Itsstuckinmyhead November 1, 2015

Aromatic Abuse

A really bad fart, one that smells like actual real ripe poo, you could be forgiven for thinking there is a real dollop of feaces is in the room. Can make you heave.

Me: Hey Stu, how's it going
squeeeeeaaaaaarrrppppp
Stu: Oh SHIT, that is serious aromatic abuse <wretches>

Aromatic Abuse by Wise Man November 20, 2003

hopeless romantic

If you searched for it, you probably are a hopeless romantic

"look at this guy, searching for hopeless romantic on Urban Dictionary, he for sure got his heart broken. Hopeless romantic"

hopeless romantic by saxy0764 October 28, 2021