Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 08, 2012

Amish oil change

Amish oil change: when a woman performs Fellatio on a horse and spits the cum out.

that bitch gave the horse an Amish oil change, nearly choked before she could spit its baby batter out.

by sgtinf December 26, 2011

Amish Back Door

Having butt sex during a power outage.

Damn, this power outage is boring. Wanna pass the time with an Amish back door?

by AmishLord June 09, 2017

Amish Mud Hat

When an unlucky individual is changing the shoes on a horses rear hooves and the horse decides it's a perfect time to take dump.

Jebadiah's wife, Emma, was crowned with an Amish Mud Hat today just before breakfast.

by Stratratt December 30, 2008

Amish Donkey Plow

When you are fornicating from behind and you take the other members arms and pull them behind them. Then you proceed to walk them around the room.

Tara was pissed that Travis performed the Amish Donkey Plow on her.

by Evanieser1 October 06, 2008

Amish Caterpillar

A vahina's bestfriend. long, slimy, amishy, makes funny ass noises

creators: Hannah Leone and Rosie Rivera

oh yeaaah (;

1.Can i stick my Amish Caterpillar in your Vahina?

2.Wow! Your Amish Caterpillar hit a growth spert!

3.Can i borrow your Amish Caterpillar some time?

by rosiestheshit September 23, 2011

Urban Amish

A style of fashion, typically involving overalls or a long smock, in a style akin to the Amish attire.

Those overalls and pale shirt are so urban Amish.

by Smbbe June 02, 2017