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Alfie

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.
Alfie is such a spastic
by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022
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Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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Alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022
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Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.
Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
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Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
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ALFIE

ALFIE is such an ALFIE
by Snkfnfjdnvkwmvwncke January 1, 2022
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Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy
by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
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