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Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.
The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
by Ben Bean November 20, 2007
mugGet the Rusty Alanmug.

Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.
He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.
by pula November 4, 2004
mugGet the Doing an Alanmug.

Alan Martinez

I am Alan Martinez I have a fat cock
by Jalen dibbles November 6, 2020
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Doing an Alan

1: I did Alan yesterday
2: So did I
by anonymous coward November 6, 2004
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White Alan

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.
Whoa! I just popped a White Alan!
by Wifey August 29, 2004
mugGet the White Alanmug.

alan a bot

Alan a bot is a phrase told to people with the name Alan. Is used generally while they are playing fortnite
Me-Damn Alan a bot!

His friends -For real
by Lollopolol July 29, 2019
mugGet the alan a botmug.

Alan Jones

The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.
Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States
by President Awesome October 7, 2012
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