Theo

a person with Absolute genius, deserves a nobel prize for being such a sigma chad.

"Theo has officially won the sigma award for the 69420th time in a row"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° August 28, 2023

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Theo

A word that stands for an incredibly ambiguous and heinous swear word. Worse than all the others, some say.

Person 1: "Theo."
Person 2: Holy shit, that dude just said "Theo"...

by ObsidianMagic September 24, 2023

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Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.

Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

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Theo Howell

a massive hippie with a big batty, they smoke weed with their father

that guys such a theo howell

by Realgeeza November 22, 2021

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Theo

His name means god in Greek. He is the sweetest person there is. Handsome, so cute, shy, sensitive and funny. He guaranteed to put a smile on ur face.

He have the softest voice and touches you’ll ever know.
He may make mistakes but never hide them from u.
He will make u laugh despite the fact that you’re so mad and his tickles are the best. Theo is the greatest friend and greatest lover.

He doesn’t realize how much he means to you. Make sure to keep him forever.

Person 1- I am sad
Person 2- You need a Theo

by its.moptop November 21, 2021

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