Melvin

1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie

1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

Melvin

AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.

Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!

by TheRaccoonMan April 5, 2020

melvin

Smart

melvin is smart
Change my mind

by pee s three27 January 24, 2022

Melvin

A nerdy but wholesome person. Complete opposite of the word chad. Melvins often wear glasses and are bad at talking to girls. Despite this though they are often kind to most people and highly respect women. A Melvin is very similar to a Nermal but lacks the condescending and incel like qualities a Nermal has.

Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.

by CompletedSlinky December 21, 2019

Melvin

He is gey

damn he is melvin

by SexyThor May 24, 2019

Melvin

An insult used by traders and the investment community for whenever someone egregiously short-sells a stock/commodity/cryptocurrency to the point of insolvency.

"Hey did you see that huge 3000 BTC short at $12,500 get liquidated at $15,000?"
"Yea bro, what a Melvin, everybody knows that all bears die."

by HFSP January 26, 2021

melvin

Melvin can be very controlling, over protective and great detective skills He is not afraid to speak up if he has too ,, don’t get melvin on your bad side but overall he’s a good person

Hey, is that Melvin he’s cool

by James ouston February 4, 2022