Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.

"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"

by seedyplaya January 7, 2012

Resin Hand

Condition that is caused by getting weed resin on one's hands, usually occuring after the cleaning/emptying of a bowl, bong, pipe, etc. Common side effects include sticky hands/fingers, impossible-to-remove black goo, and lingering pot odor.

Person 1: Dude I don't know if I can go to class today.
Person 2: Why not? We aren't even that high.
Person 1: I just got resin hand. I think I'm gonna have to wash my hands for the next hour to get rid of the stickyness and stench.

by Baby Kush July 4, 2012

Cheese Hands

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

by East Bridge March 30, 2009

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016

knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

by Muzz7297usmc October 10, 2008

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

No-Hands-Freeby

For a person (typically a male) to urinate
without touching body liquids or genitalia.
Therefore, not having to sanitize when finished.

*flush*

Joe:"Alright, let's go watch the movie now."

Kyle:"Eww, dude. Don't you wash your hands?"

Joe:"Nah, it's cool. I did a No-Hands-Freeby."

by heyschmexy September 15, 2011