Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020

blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it

pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-

by pandypandora June 1, 2021

De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.

Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way

by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024

blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

Gobble blob

A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.

"I was getting a blowjob last night, and she had a HUGE gobble blob after!!!"

by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008

Bobby the blob

He his a round blob created by masterful Animator,RogerAnimates

Look,It’s Bobby The Blob

by Roger Animates September 2, 2022

bob blob blobbing

My neighbours wifi or hotspot we don't know.

Its 2am my WiFi stops working so I connect to my hot spot (my WiFis shitty pls ignore me) and we saw that.

"what the hell is a Bob blob blobbing."
"Someone's WiFi lol"

by Marzwasherez April 3, 2023