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Squidward
by XQB January 8, 2022
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Squidward bait

Failed attempts at spreading negativity amongst a positive environment
Alex: Hey nice base in Minecraft Veil!

Spoofer: Base could be better.

Alex: Squidward bait.
by Kovey August 28, 2025
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Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.
This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.
by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023
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Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
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Squidward Effect

When in a voice chat or in a game and you laugh so hard you almost lose consciousness.
by Casper! August 21, 2025
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Squidward

Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."
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Squidward

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
by Mlavelle November 7, 2021
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