The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
by lovabledouche July 9, 2014
Get the Sam Safety mug.The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
Get the Safety Crop mug.The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
by chonie pockets July 19, 2019
Get the Safety meeting mug.The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Get the safety dump mug.The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
by i.foster.friedman May 25, 2009
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