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safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 26, 2012
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safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case
Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip
by Kingjoker January 6, 2017
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Safety Scissor

When two women scissor with with their pants on.
Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.
by Babygirlreed May 26, 2016
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Safety Helmet

Getting head with a condom on.
Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!
by *R~S* August 24, 2019
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Safety meeting

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
by chonie pockets July 19, 2019
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Safety Plank

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.
I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Safety Crop

The act of planting extra crops in FarmVille to cover a flakey friend while working on a Co-Op Farming project.
Kris: Why are you planting an extra field of wheat ? We already have enough planted.

Mike: Its a Safety Crop because Brent is so ADHD, he gets distracted and forgets to harvest in time. I am tired of virtual farming and coming up short on the goal !
by Macpony December 31, 2010
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