if your name is logan, your parents were thinking about aborting you but it was against their religion. you’re the biggest fag on the block and if you have blonde hair and are also named logan it’s a double whammy. you’re double big gay. also if your names logan you get no girls and you like doing butt things no cap. anyone named logan will eventually get jumped by a gang because of how much of a buttsniffing faggot he is. and logan’s have tiny dicks that’s facts. you have to be the ugliest specimen ever created. your job in life is gonna be making me a damn sandwich you blonde haired fag watch yourself.
by Daddy Papi John June 28, 2019
a super special awesome girl who has extreme blonde moments, loves her friends a ton, and will forever be in love with a guy named zack morris.
by LOGANNNNNN♥ August 25, 2008
by Clayfb44 January 01, 2020
An anorexic fuck who cant tell the difference between green and yellow because he never completed kindergarten, he only ever dates midget because he is a pedophile, he sits on buses all day hoping that women will talk to him but ultimately ends up mistaking men for them. Logan is a threat to society and will grope anyone that comes near him, the only person to ever be attracted to logan is his gay buddy toblerone. his parents have given up on him so supply him with endless money to whatever he wants.
*on a bus* "oh man look at that skinny bitch, hitting on all these
" Hey ladies, do you like my fedora, if you want i can make you into a body pillow"
"He is such a Logan"
" Hey ladies, do you like my fedora, if you want i can make you into a body pillow"
"He is such a Logan"
by Zookerino April 17, 2018
Logan is a 6 foot 9 inches Nazi who is obsessed with Auschwitz.
He is straight and will kill any gay or trans person.
He is straight and will kill any gay or trans person.
by Jordan=Princess November 29, 2021
by Smoothsilver October 16, 2010
The guy that every girl falls for. He seems sweet at first. With his sarcasm and flirty comments. Then he'll turn on you and shut you out. You can't help but love a Logan, though. He is SUPER attractive with his amazing eyes and appealing smell. Your knees go weak everytime you see him. He likes to take adventures and hang out with his true friends. Usually he plays an instrument like drums or guitar. Every girl wants a Logan. Every girl hates to see a Logan with another girl. Every guy envies a Logan
by Not telling!!!!! May 12, 2010