Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 07, 2019

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 16, 2017

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 February 24, 2016

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

Jesus

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

by Bankwood101 May 25, 2020

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 02, 2019