A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. Although he is sexy he is so sporty if you challenge him to any sport he will embarrass you
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by Hut26 February 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
Get the Jakemug. Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
Get the Jakemug. 