Friendly Fire

When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
by Crispee22 September 13, 2011
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Felony Friendly

The act of being friendly, and accepting to individuals with a felony, and other criminal histories. Felony friendly relates to housing, jobs & employers, and more accepting people that have felonies.
That employer is felony friendly
xamire.com is a felony friendly employer listing
Those apartments are felony friendly
They give felony friendly advice, and help
by Xamire November 10, 2011
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Friendly Fire

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A describing word used primarily by American armed forces during Operation Enduring Freedom.

This term was largely taken to mean that a friendly target (usually British) was engaged accidentally. However it has recently come to light that the Americans are so angry at Britain for unleashing Leona Lewis on them that they randomly fire on British units whenever 'Bleeding Love' comes on Iraqi Radio.
RADIO: "I keeeeeeeeeeeeeep bleedddddddin.."

HELICOPTER PILOT: "I'm going give those Brits some friendly fire."
by thegreatcollapso October 25, 2008
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friendly fire

As American as apple pie and baseball, a term famous through out twentieth century wars, friendly fire, a term used to explain the gun-happy American Idiot, and for some reason, no solution has been found.
Yankee: Hey, Canuck, why haven't you Canadian cowards joined in on our war in Iraq.

Canuck: Well, probably because the only fatilities Canada suffered in Afghanistan were from American 'friendly fire', and we didn't find it too friendly that it was denied for the better part of a year, so fuck you George W Bush. Find yourself another bitch. You may want to try Mexico.
by James LeBlanc May 24, 2005
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Friendly Fire

The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
by Bobby_love February 24, 2013
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geeko friendly

one who is particularly enthusiastic in a real geeky way about the environment
that dude with the specs and the bumbag always bangs on about climate change and shit, he's real geeko friendly
by smooth talking from tap city November 26, 2010
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Friendly fire

The way the americans think that they can shoot whoever the hell they want and then just turn around and say it doesnt matterits friendly fire it doesnt hurt. Stupid americans
by billy besler May 07, 2003
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