Getting a Big Dick

To get overly excited or overly confident about something.

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."

by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010

Build-a-Bitch Workshop

A metaphorical place in which you get a girlfriend who's personality is molded to your choice and built to order.

Hey Jim, still having problems with your girl?

Yeah... she's been being a total naggy whore lately.

You should stop on down to "Build-a-Bitch Workshop" and try to make a better one!

Tits!

by Beebuns July 15, 2010

clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.

"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"

by ILDandG February 24, 2012

a big lick

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.

While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

Flippin a Bitch

Making a u-turn very fast

Dude your going the wrong way flip a bitch

by Gerry Varguson December 5, 2003

son of a bitch

Son of a Bitch (SOB), and Son of a Gun, two variants, both euphemisms. There are varios theories regarding the origins of the phrase, however one can believe what they like. Can be put as an interjection expressing;
1. Surprise

2. Amazement

3. Anger

4. Disappointment

5. Disgust

6. Revenge

7. Gratitude

8. Etc.

1. (When discovering a friend of yours screwing with your grandmother, mother, sister, cousin, girlfriend...)
She; "Someones commin in!"
Friend; "I am baby...(realises it ain't a joke)what?really? who the..."
You;(mouth wide open)"...what?...Son of a bitch!"

2. (When you see a Nerd, getting it on with 5 very fine chicks at a party...)
Travis; "Dude...what the fuck?...you see that?"
Jason; "Holy shit..."
Both; "I'll be damned...son of a bitch..."

3. (When a silly little fucker, plays around with your balls, and a fight begins)
Opponent; "i'm goin to kick your arse!"
You; "we'll see about that, you silly son of a bitch!"

4. (When your girlfriend dumps you, cause your shit in bed)
Jack; "...hey man...don't worry..millions of other bitches in the sea...thats life!"
You; (crying your eyes out)...lifes a son of a bitch Jack"

5. (When you discover a friend of yours fucking a dog)
Dog; (trying to escape with all his strengh)...HEEELP! Get this fucker off me!"
Your girlfriend; "OH MY GOD!"
You; "...filthy son of a bitch!"

6. (Whilst taking a crap on your nieghbours front lawn, for pissing you off for some reason one evening)
Niehgbour; "What the hell do you think your doing?"
You; "What's it look like you son of a bitch?"

7. (When some friend of yours buys you a blowup sex doll for your birthday)
Tom; "here, hope you like it"
You; "aaaawww, you didn't have to, you son of a bitch"

8. Or for any other situation.

by Sollord December 30, 2006

Crazy Son of a Bitch

Related to asshole and son of a bitch, a crazy son of a bitch is someone who you may admire but do not want to be like. They may do awesome things but it could be at the expense of their health, wallet and relationships. Likely to streak a party, attempt parkour, approach the unapproachable, pull off dangerous flight tactics and other arrangements of impractical services to attain fun, avoid, divert, gain attention or kill the enemy without the influence of narcotics and at other times with.

Trawler: Did you see the Hammer last night? He was out of control!

Turbo: Yeah that crazy son of a bitch, streaking the live band then jumping the 8 foot high fence in one leap to escape security was a highlight.

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield January 27, 2010