January 11

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 11
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

June 11

Y’all do something dirty or cuddle or go to each other house

Hey look what I found on the urban dictionary can we do the dirty cause it is June 11

by Therealurban June 10, 2021

December 11

National ‘bully your y’all friend day’! If you have a tall friend just slap them across the face.

Short friend on December 11: Hey!
Tall friend: Oh no
Short friend: Oh yes! *slaps*

by yeereddit December 7, 2019

September 11

National pilot appreciation day

My grandfather died on September 11, best pilot I ever knew...

by Mailliman June 18, 2022

9-11

George Bush's excuse to begin turning America into a police state.

9-11: Sorry ma'am, we have to search your handbag to make sure that you're not a TERRORIST

by Wayze September 25, 2008

october 11

National No Underwear Day

it was october 11th and the girls already knew

by globen October 11, 2017

November 11

national pass/share a blunt with your best stoner bud

Stoner #1: ayo guess what day it
Stoner #2: what day is it
Stoner #1: its November 11!

Stoner #2: oh yeah! pass that blunt my dude

by dope_stoggie October 14, 2019