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ex-boyfriend

1. A BOY that dump's you because he would rather play with his Star wars action figures(even tho he is 28).
2. A BOY that dumped you because he wanted to dress up like a Storm Trooper and you didnt want to be around for that.
3. Someone who wanted to screw all of you friends cause you took his virginity and you just werent "enough" (like he knew that the next chick would give him herpies).
4. Loser.
5. Waist of time/life/minutes I'll never get back.
6. is when you see him once every 6 weeks, and he swears you're the only girl he's ever loved and never cheated on, when really during those 6 weeks he's fu*kin every bitch that looks at him, and then lying to you telling you he is SLEEPING when he can't answer his phone, or it's off. Oh ya, and he also fu*ks the "study buddy" from school, and the neighbor across the hall! Fu*kin Marines! Think they'er the shit!
I didnt meen to screw you over I just wanted to screw her too! That makes you an "ex-boyfriend"
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My ex

Me: ewww my ex
Girls: he’s so cute
Me: not after he cheats
by Diego’s girl November 19, 2019
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Fed-Ex

Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
by Roadheat November 11, 2006
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EX-T

EX-T: 1. (noun) A text message sent via a mobile phone to or from a former sexual or romantic partner.

2. (verb) The act in which one text messages a former sexual or romantic partner via a mobile phone.
"I'm getting sick of Sally ex-ting me, bro!"

"I got super drunk and sent her a stupid ex-t."
by Urielbot December 16, 2011
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ex-box

An ex-girlfriend that was kept around only for sex.
Dave's ex-box was smokin hot, but she was such a total bitch.
by Baba Ghanoush September 4, 2006
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deus ex

From God. Used as an alternative, although not very commonly, for Top Dawg.
''I just completed that game Deus Ex last night as that solid guy''
by Brendan April 5, 2003
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Ex-change

Verb: When two people who use to be romantically involved give each other's possessions back.
After the breakup, we had to schedule an ex-change so I could get my contacts, shoes, and hat back from his house.
by L.marge June 4, 2016
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