The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
by Snarkyhex December 31, 2014
Get the whale harpmug. Where a person is asked to replicate animal noises whereby the the last question asked is "what noise does a whale make?"This is followed by spitting your drink all over the person to replicate the noise of a whale's blowhole. Best performed by a group on a person.
Whale Game:
Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
by kaperino June 27, 2011
Get the whale gamemug. A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.
You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?
by lolman159 August 30, 2017
Get the Cash whalemug. Whale Brain is the term used to describe someone whose brain is severely defected. It ceases to function normally without the required assistance of a helper such as a peer and family support or a health professional.
In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.
The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.
There is currently no known cures for the disorder.
SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
In early 2014, a case study was carried out on a test subject of the name Amy Devlin. She was soon diagnosed as the first human to suffer from whale brain being so far down the whale scale.
The symptoms include, inability to walk in a straight line, uncontrollable arm swinging, forgetfulness, difficulties speaking clearly, attention seeking, hostility, possessive over people and material objects, onset crying, confusion and declined personal appearance.
There is currently no known cures for the disorder.
SOURCES: Studies carried out by two registered health psychologists specialising in the area. Test subject is still currently suffering from the whale brain disorder.
When one walks unsteadily with odd arm movements.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.
This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
When one is deep in conversation with a sufferer and they proceed to not intake any information or retain it.
This is a classic situation with a whale brain sufferer.
by Stranger Danger 69 May 8, 2014
Get the whale brainmug. A "girl" who resembles a whale in both weight and looks, who flings herself at multiple men, hoping that if she has sex with them they will forget the fact that she is crushing them with her weight
by whorehater2 November 17, 2010
Get the Whale whoremug. The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”
by TheGoldenWhale August 11, 2021
Get the Golden Whalemug. (Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Get the Whale Huntermug.