Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Get the Turtle Dick mug.An uncircumcised penis, specifically the appearance of the foreskin at rest.
Also referred to as a hoodhe
Also referred to as a hoodhe
"I have seen my first turtlenek, when he let me see his penis at rest and uncircumcised".
"Girl, you should have seen my face when I saw that he had turtlenek "!
"I prefer an uncircumcised foreskin, haven't you ever seen a turtlenek at rest"?
"Girl, you should have seen my face when I saw that he had turtlenek "!
"I prefer an uncircumcised foreskin, haven't you ever seen a turtlenek at rest"?
by Ridiculousauras😉 April 7, 2025
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A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
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usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
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Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
Get the Turtle-Tonguing mug.Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
Get the Turtle Style mug.Similar to Doggy Style while having sexual intercourse with a woman. But, the man balls up and latches on the girls back by wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.
Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought for added intimacy. The man wears the shell on his back and woman wears the rest of the costume, merging the two into one turtle.
Guy 1: Hey did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*
Guy 2: Yeah I went Turtle Style on her.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude! *Happy turtle noises*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
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