by DavidHChrist March 31, 2021
Get the turd jouster mug.A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.
Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
by anonymous November 30, 2022
Get the Registered turd mug.An individual who has the annoying habit of making a scene outside the stall while you’re trying pop a deuce in order to get you to hurry up. Turd Burglars show up typical when you’re in public bathroom in a busy location and someone very impatient shows up and decides to interrupt your shitting session.
>You: answering nature’s call in a public bathroom like a normal person
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
> Turd burglar: “ Hurry up mister I need to go, I NEED TO GO!!!” X 50 on loop until you finish pushing your slimy turd
by Thicke Henry Richard September 8, 2020
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Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023
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Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!
by AfroNinja April 1, 2008
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*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!
*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!
by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022
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