"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"
by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
by URSALT August 17, 2020

After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 9, 2010

by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014

by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022

Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023

by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017
