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cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.
"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"
by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024
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turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.
by URSALT August 17, 2020
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 9, 2010
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back turd

That girl is such a back turd. Does she even know the definition of fun?
by Frodo1997 July 2, 2014
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Turd abominator

You’re being a real turd abominator
by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022
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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a shit in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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Turd Burgalar

The act of taking someone's anal virginity
Andrew is such a turd burgalar
by Dannytanner213 March 14, 2017
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