dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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tree vr

A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag
OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.
by Treevr April 16, 2022
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tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
by libby2013 March 27, 2016
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Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

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"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024
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Tree (3)

In radio/military slang, tree means three. It was changed like that to minimise mistakes made when non-native speakers pronounced number "three".
Zero (0) tree (3), this is Spook. Happy to comply, I'm on my way. Spook out.
by Tomsow(12) February 11, 2021
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tree fin

Sexy and hot and syds friend tree fin is syds friend. tree fin is so hot and sexy omg like if you’re tree fin kiss me kiss me kiss me!! ily tree fin. <3333
syd: i love tree fin
by Who dis 🤨 July 04, 2021
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Coloryland of tree

The mixture of both Colorado and Maryland where the two best people for each other live. When reunited, the tree population will be decreased due to parties of two.
In Colorado there is a perfect pothead, I love him; he is part of the coloryland of tree
by Bannana123456 November 11, 2013
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