David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
by Wunder Kind May 25, 2015
FBF or Facebook frontin' is when somone makes their appearance on facebook different from how they are in real life just to try and attract a certain group of people and/or make themselves look "cool".
Rat is Facebook Frontin' too hard. He's just tryna look cool for that girl.
Cheese be FBF too much.
FacebookFrontinFronting
Cheese be FBF too much.
FacebookFrontinFronting
by nitsuawckcw October 24, 2011
Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
by Kurt_is_offended April 21, 2011
The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
by Emadrio October 18, 2010
The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
1. A guy who prick teases women on Facebook who would never get with you anyway. Turns the tables, so to speak.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
2. A guy who gets bullied by cops on Facebook, then tells them to come and get him unarmed and alone if they have the balls.
3. A guy who knows the real story behind Facebook and uses it against the perpetrators.
That Facebook Fucko sure put the moves on that crazy bitch.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
Yeah then the cops got involved.
He told them anytime, anywhere.
They put a curse on him, you know?
He'll survive. He's a really cool guy.
by Sic Semper Tyrranus August 15, 2014
The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
by babydoll d aka donny velonni December 11, 2009