chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

Chris

This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉

When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.

by Kalinetarget1976 March 22, 2023

chris mansell

This man is a metrosexual that i still unsure of his sexuality, he also would rather spend time cutting than bulking and regularly staves himself to achieve this!
He constantly scouts out 'good light' and loves to strip off when the time is right! He is addicted to coffee as an alternative to any food!

You are a Chris Mansell! What a loser!

by Kayaker January 8, 2014

Chris Fang

A way to specifically describe a short but strong, handsome, smart asian boy

Your looks deceived me...you truly are a Chris Fang.
It's okay to be small in size but make sure you're at least a Chris Fang.
You better watch out, my brothers a Chris Fang.

by Shuhua021 August 1, 2022

chris of robinson

most likely a big pussy who is scared of women, hates to spend money, and works very little at a shitty part time job. usually has a small penis or an innie. (penis that goes inside the stomach when standing up)

youre just like chris of robinson

by halfbackednig99a March 31, 2013

chris root

a very smart and cute man

Chris root is my bf

by ralfsimmons February 15, 2021

chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy

person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"

by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022