Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

A Max Ramamreiz type of person is the type person to walk around dapping mans up with clammy hands and is basically an annoying npc
by Mr.dagger dick master 369 May 13, 2022

Someone who likes to argue, always has and opinion and is a no-it-all, and can be a bitch when u like something he's doesn't
by Kid_Kapri September 12, 2020

A Max is a man that is awesome at football. He has the coolest name in the universe. He has many friends and makes everyone laugh. There are usually two types of max one very fat but strong and handsome but is emo. The other one is also fat but not as bad also strong and handsome.
by Dr. Blue:D March 19, 2017

A guy with the biggest fucking dick in the world 8===============================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================D
Max has the biggest 8=============================D in the world
by NiggaBalls69420 March 14, 2024

Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.
by anonymous October 28, 2021

by Kendric Lamar April 1, 2019
