rain hat

Where you insert your head in a woman's vagina and Wear her like a rain hat

I stuck my head in her vag and wore her like a rain hat

by M8nime January 5, 2017

That’s hat

Truth; to be what isn’t a lie; not cap; ain’t no lie

Joe burrow is valid

That’s hat

by Joe shiesty February 13, 2022

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Trash-hat

When something is so absolutely terrible that you have to combine trash and ass-hat

God these roads are so trash-hat you can hardly drive on them.

by anonymous April 22, 2023

Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat

"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"

by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 28, 2012

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020