Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.

"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"

by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025

Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 9, 2025

Kosse , Texas

Home of Kristy P , the bitchenest babe in the land. Legend has it a
, at 3am , you can see her jeep drinking from the local rock quarry as it breathes intensely before spotting someone and darting back into the woods.

Random person - Did you see Kristy P ?in Kosse , Texas ?

Other random person - duuude , how could you not

by Cream_of_mushroom May 16, 2025

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Texas tattoo

Noun. When a male ejaculates onto a horse girl.

After we got back from the stable, I gave her a Texas tattoo

by Soggy white bread June 8, 2025

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025