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Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.
“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”
by TexasToenail January 16, 2019
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Texas coffee

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.
by Reellua November 10, 2016
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Texas hotbox

When one person burps into another's asshole
"damn, after I gave her that Texas hotbox she gotta feel like a fucking propane tank!"
by daddy_succ June 8, 2018
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Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.
"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."
by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Ole Texas Trymug.

Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%
Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border
by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024
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Texas 6-pack

A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.

I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."
by All3y_C4t September 25, 2021
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Texas

A term used for when the whole team goes Engineer in TF2
God damnit it's Texas again
-a person in TF2 when Texas
by Maitomies March 17, 2022
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