Someone who doesn't like other people's social media posts, but wants everyone to like their posts.
Basically a hater & narcissist.
Basically a hater & narcissist.
by New Language November 6, 2019
Get the Social Greedmug. A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.
by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011
Get the Social Syphilismug. by JT Fett March 29, 2020
Get the Social Dickstancingmug. A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.
by caffeinemike June 24, 2023
Get the Social Firstmug. When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.
Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”
by de3le3 November 25, 2021
Get the Social Constipationmug. by notryhards33 June 5, 2022
Get the Socialismmug. Many experienced social uneasing at the increased death toll that would surely result, as restrictions were lifted and people packed the parks and beaches.
by Monkey's Dad May 5, 2020
Get the social uneasingmug.