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Social Execution

The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.
Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
by TheConditional September 22, 2023
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Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder either keeps using them or disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
mugGet the Social Tamponmug.

social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie):

A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma April 14, 2015
mugGet the social selfiemug.

Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Social whore

A social whore is somebody that is constantly seeking attention from any and everyone. This common peasant can be found on instagram , facebook and snapchat (being a whore via posing or posting "sexual" and suggestive descriptions/comments on their own pictures and profile. This flirt has slowly but surely taken over the rep that is usually seen as "bad and boujee " ... therefore ruining socialmedia for all the REAL bad bitchez .
"Wow, that girl Azarlea is such a social whore".

"Did you see Peggy's insta pic, she is so fishing for compliments. Social whore!"
by Ayyyybitch344 December 9, 2018
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Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.
Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Social bitch

A person that will think, act, talk, dress anyway, believe anything, stands up for anything in any way to be accepted socially not because thats who they are the only reason they do anything is to be social ly accepted
Person1:"damn did you see how cool and woke that logan paul guy is"
Person2:"nah hes just a social bitch, thats not really who he is"
by Kill all incels2030 February 22, 2021
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