Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019

Potato

When you are so bad at the game you are like a potato playing a video game

You are such a potato at this game

by Battlefallout4 March 20, 2019

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 21, 2019

Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.

Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude

by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019

Hot Potato

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

potato

A potato is a thicc, luscious and chubby looking vegetable, often wearing a smooth yellow spotted jacket. you can salad a potato. you can chip a potato, and you can be a couch potato.

i love eating raw potatoes.

by Sissy Tea June 6, 2019

Potato

The bestest thing you will find in your kitchen

I have an amazing potato Steve come look at it

by Pizzapickershin June 21, 2019