A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking. Taken from a line Will Ferrell says to John C. Reilly in the comedy "Step Brothers".
1. Guy 1: "Dude, that Coors Light is gettin' to me!"

Guy 2: "Yeeeeah, I remember when I had my first beer..."

2. Guy 1: "You're such a butthead."

Guy 2: "Wow. I remember when I had my first beer."
by MarlboroMan23 November 12, 2009
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designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.
My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.
by Frets & Such July 11, 2017
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Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 04, 2014
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beer-shooter

When someone is black out drunk and takes a half full beer bottle and pushes the bottle into their rectum. They then proceed to tip the bottle upside down, poring beer into their rectum and lower intestine. They pull the bottle out and spray the surrounding party-goers with shitty beer.
Ben: "Hey Doug, beer-shoot these girls".

Doug proceeds to do a beer-shooter.

Doug: "Those girls deserved that shitty beer".

Ben: "That was a hell a of a spray bro".
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titties & beer

titties & beer go great together
by footballturtle95 June 01, 2014
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k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk
'k, beers on me'
by URLOCALFLOP January 14, 2023
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