Corn Job

The act of sticking ones erect penis inside of a large pop corn bucket while watching a movie at the cinema with ones sexual interest. As the popcorn is consumed the erect penis becomes exposed, resulting in a hand job utilizing the butter from the popcorn as lube.

Yeah, she even gave me a corn job half way through!

by xxxdirtyquickscopes December 8, 2011

Poon Job

1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.

1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.

by Poofer May 13, 2005

lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

by Steve January 15, 2005

curb job

When you approach a car that is parallel parked and are fellated through the window.

She's such a crazy slut that she gave me a curb job at 4 p.m.

by AlaskaFister January 13, 2010

rim job

To get it in the ass, not with a cock but with the tongue

Rudy liked rim jobs day and night!

by mofo patel May 7, 2003

Strom-Job

A blow job taken to the next level. Closely related to a Dew-Job, but instead of involving Mountain Dew Voltage being consumed while getting a blow job, the dude eats a Stromboli.

"Dude, last night my girl gave me a killer strom-job and I had to try to not get pepperoni all over her. She was too busy with the sausage, any way!"

by J-Pot December 6, 2009

Schneider Job

A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.

Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!

by monanza August 14, 2010