by Bennythehandyman October 23, 2023

A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op
by Baseball_boy6 April 24, 2024

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by Gen. John Allen April 17, 2024

A man with a gigantic shlong for destroying pus. Continually hangs dong on the regular. Requires three-legged pants. Hide your girl.
Ben: Hey hoe
Girl 1: Wow that shlong is really showing today.
Ben: I know.
Girl 1 and 2 at the same time: Can we have itttt??????
Ben: K
Girl 1: Wow that shlong is really showing today.
Ben: I know.
Girl 1 and 2 at the same time: Can we have itttt??????
Ben: K
by Flufferboy226 April 15, 2021

ben is so fucking hot but also very adorable. he’s only half stupid and he’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. bens a great cook, like gordon ramsey. bens the best. don’t ever loose your ben.
ben *makes crepes*
by dr phil’s bitch November 17, 2019
