Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

Miffs my clit

(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.

You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

bless my phone

send nudes!!

bless my phone kayla

by apps54 September 2, 2020

Because of my concussion...

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

by Avon67 February 24, 2011

defriend my honor

The act of defriending someone on social networking sites, that your signifigant other or spouse does not like.

Girl: "Cara is a total bitch to me!"

Guy: "Yeah, I know."

Girl: "Get on facebook and defriend my honor!"

by Poeborgia July 27, 2011

My arm hurts

When you no longer want to engage in a phone conversation and you need to hang up

Keri: “Omg…You would not believe my day at work!”
Jeremy: “My Arm hurts.”

by Keriwagon May 31, 2023

Smh my head

When your homie says something not just dumb but dumbdumb.

Homie1: I just realized smh doesn't stand for somehow
Homie2: smh my head

by Eric Forman once said February 9, 2023