accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

cat lesbian

Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.

that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.

by andersonen October 14, 2016

jolly lesbian

An overweight girl who is attracted to other overweight females. A thin lesbian is not jolly.

I knew a girl once, she was quite large and liked girls. She was a jolly lesbian

by willyhinny January 26, 2017

lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

territorial lesbian

A lesbian that has significant aggression towards another person for invading her potential dating territory

Sally was a territorial lesbian because every time another woman came close to Jennifer she became agitated and jealous

by Educator01 September 2, 2017

mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians

Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .

by Homewrecker April 19, 2018

lifestyle lesbian

When you're sick of dudes and want to live the life of a lesbian without the sex part.

"Melody, I am so beyond sick of dudes. Let's be lifestyle lesbians and have the greatest life together."

by SaySay Pen April 19, 2018