malume's law

If a nothing (0) is divided by an equal value of nothing(0) it gives us a something (1)

Malume: you take this leaf and you divide it , what do you get?
Keisha: nothing?
Malume: Try applying malume's law

by NKOSI N March 2, 2024

Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Law of Jas

Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.

I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.

I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.

by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012

Petersen's Law

Petersen's Law (sometimes referred to as Peter's Law) describes a phenomen in ballgames and states that when a team scores a last-minute equalizer in a match, said team will nevertheless lose the match in the subsequent penalty shoot-out

Jens Petersen: "Erneut greift übrigens Petersen's Law. Das Team das spät den Ausgleich erzielt verliert wahrscheinlicher am Ende trotzdem als dass es gewinnt. Denke so ist es grammatikalisch perfekt formuliert."

by N0isynick January 27, 2024

step-great-granddaughter-in-law

Step-great-grandchild's wife.

step-great-granddaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

step-great-grandparent-in-law

Spouse's step-great-grandparent.

step-great-grandparent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Murphy’s law

The law, that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

i keep getting epic wins, but when i actually start recording, i get no good clips, at all. must be murphy’s law.

by danik0011 February 27, 2024