La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023

Chelsea Laing

The gayest child around she will never help u hahah

Chelsea Laing suck on big peens only xoxo

by A bill mate August 06, 2019

Evil la

The phrase used to describe someone who has committed a deplorable act with a hint of silly.

Wow, I can’t believe he murdered 17 uncs from the retirement home. He’s an evil la stinker

by Octobro915 January 25, 2025

de la salle high school

De la salle is an all boys private high school in Warren, Michigan. De la salle is the school where all the rich preppy boys who weren’t good enough to play sports at brother rice go to school. De la salle is known for shoving broom sticks up each others asses and liking men. Dls moto is “builder of boys, maker of racists”. They are widely hated for giving their sister school STD’s and getting no pussy.

Me: “Did you hear about what happened at de la salle high school?”
Friend: “What happened?”
Me: “All the boys got caught fucking broom sticks.”
Friend: “Not surprised.”

by Urafag123 March 29, 2021

Clair de la lune

An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".

"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"

by Mattkopi February 17, 2023

Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.

Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)

by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024

LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.

Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.

by axis32 April 17, 2023